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Opinion: Sorry, I'm Just Really Bad With Names And Faces Of People Who Are Not Attractive And Can't Help Advance My Career (by Michael Warner) Hi, how do you doI''m Michael. Pleased to meet you. WhatWe''ve met three times beforeReally! Well, how embarrassing. The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 04/09/2010 ora 14:08
Sports World Limping Toward Football Opener Like Mortally Wounded Deer HAGERSTOWN, MD—With Major League Baseball''s postseason still a month out and college football weeks away from conference play, the sports world continues to stagger toward the NFL''s opening kickoff like a gut-shot doe spewing blood from its mouth an... The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 04/09/2010 ora 14:03
Dick Vermeil Tears Up During Piniella's Last Press Conference COATESVILLE, PA—As the voice of Cubs manager Lou Piniella trembled during a farewell press conference Sunday night, former NFL coach Dick Vermeil, who watched the event from home, grew misty-eyed and found himself unable to continue as he heard Pini... The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 02/09/2010 ora 06:48
American Voices: Tongue Stud May Cause Tooth Gap A case study in the Journal Of Clinical Orthodontics showed that over a period of seven years, a young woman playing with her tongue stud inadvertently caused a gap to form between her front teeth. The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 02/09/2010 ora 06:38
Dick Vermeil Tears Up During Piniella's Last Press Conference COATESVILLE, PA—As the voice of Cubs manager Lou Piniella trembled during a farewell press conference Sunday night, former NFL coach Dick Vermeil, who watched the event from home, grew misty-eyed and found himself unable to continue as he heard Pini... The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 01/09/2010 ora 08:02
Opinion: When You Think McDonough's Auto Repair, You Think Craftsmanship, Murder, And Pride (by Bob McDonough) For more than 75 years, McDonough''s Auto Repair has been part of a proud tradition—a tradition of quality, reliability, affordable service for the hard-working folks of Montchester, murder, and, most importantly, pride in a hard day''s work. The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 01/09/2010 ora 07:56
Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad DALLAS—Saying that it would probably be best if everyone sat down for this, seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong informed the U.S. The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 29/08/2010 ora 10:11
Strongside/Weakside: Lou Piniella Firebrand manager Piniella announced his retirement last week after one of the winningest managerial careers ever. Was he any good? The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 29/08/2010 ora 10:10
Martin Scorsese Attends Free iMovie Demonstration At Apple Store NEW YORK—"Importing, editing, post-production—they got it all on the computer," said Scorsese, who arrived 20 minutes early for the in-store workshop. "I like it. You can make your pictures right on there, it''s tremendous." The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 29/08/2010 ora 10:06
Smart, Qualified People Behind the Scenes Keeping America Safe: 'We Don't Exist' WASHINGTON—Members of the brilliant, highly trained, and dedicated team of elite professionals who work tirelessly behind the scenes to protect our nation and keep its citizens out of harm’s way announced Tuesday that they do not exist. The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 27/08/2010 ora 23:11
Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad DALLAS—Saying that it would probably be best if everyone sat down for this, seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong informed the U.S. The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 27/08/2010 ora 22:55
Strongside/Weakside: Lou Piniella Firebrand manager Piniella announced his retirement last week after one of the winningest managerial careers ever. Was he any good? The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 27/08/2010 ora 22:55
Lou Piniella Immediately Wins World Series After Removing Cubs Uniform For Last Time CHICAGO—Having finished saying goodbye to Cubs players and fans during his final game with the team, manager Lou Piniella won his second World Series Sunday night mere seconds after taking off his uniform. The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 27/08/2010 ora 22:53
Little League World Series Player Ejected For Arguing With Umpire About 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' WILLIAMSPORT, PA—Hamilton West Side''s shortstop Tyson Baker, 11, was ejected in the fourth inning of Saturday''s Little League World Series game after arguing with the umpire over a controversial call that Appa the flying bison was the best character... The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 26/08/2010 ora 00:46
Report: 10 Million Killed Annually By Stepping Out Of Comfort Zones WASHINGTON—A new report published this week by the Department of Health and Human Services revealed that more than 10 million Americans are violently killed each year while attempting to break away from their regular everyday routines and try someth... The Onion ~ 5279 art. ~ 26/08/2010 ora 00:41
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